Life at home begins
Mum’s already an expert at swaddling me into a baby burrito, and Dad keeps calling me "little butthead.” I don’t know what that means, but it seems affectionate. Oh, and they’re obsessed with my every move. I sneeze? Applause. I blink? Photo op. Celebrities have nothing on me. Most of all, though, sleep is what I enjoy most. To the right: That's me, swaddled and coddled.

Sleep

“There is no sunrise so beautiful that it is worth waking me up to see it.” - Mindy Kaling

The first few weeks I pretty much just slept and ate. I have only knew about eight things at this stage so, my dreams weren't vivid or much to write home about. Even so, I needed the sleep.